CALVARY BAPTIST CHURCH

 

Rev. Fred Weimert   September 30, 2007

 

“Unfortunate Oversight”

 

 

 

 

Not being a psychiatrist

            I don’t have a clue how the human mind works,

                        and I am not always sure that Psychiatrists do either…

            I do know how my mind works…

                        Even though I am not sure why it works that way.

                                    When I am confronted with a problem…

                                                I analyze it…

                                                            usually come up with some scenario…

                                                                        How it had to happen…

                                                Then I go about developing some scheme

                                                            which I believe is going to solve the problem…

                                                                        and possibly save the world…

                                                There is obviously some messianic

illusion… delusion

            at work in my psyche.

 

The last month or two

            we have been having a problem at Church

                        with someone using the courtyard as a bathroom…

                                    It has been rather disconcerting

finding and disposing

of the almost daily deposits,

which have been made.

            I studied the problem…

                        Yelled at some of the alcoholics

who hang around the building…

            made some accusations…

                        and was quickly told that they would never dis…

me in that fashion.

            I was their favorite minister,

                        and by the way,

                                    do you have a couple of bucks

for something to eat.

                                                They did volunteer,

                                                            after a couple of bucks,

                                                                        that there was this guy hanging around

                                                                                    that they didn’t know…

                                                                                                very dark complexion…

                                                                                                and always wearing black.

            With that information and my deductive genius…

                        I developed my initial scenario.

                        I did also talk to the Police about the problem…

                        I told them my thoughts…,

                                    and they said they would check in on it…

                                                But I have heard nothing.

                        So I went on with my scheming…

Obviously, to me, someone was sleeping down in the courtyard.

            probably the man in black,

                        and he was causing this mess.

                                    At first I thought it was a guy I know

                                                with a crack habit…

                                                            who also wears black,

                                    but then,

a few days later,

I saw another young man

            Unknown to me,

in black,

on a Saturday morning,

walking behind the church.

My carefully devised solution…

was to trim the holly bushes,

            scatter the branches and leaves around the courtyard,

                        in all the favorite sleeping spots…

Because, this young man wasn’t carrying any sleeping bag,

            so he must be sleeping on the ground,

                        the holly leaves would prick him

and he would leave.

                        I thought the plan to be brilliant in its simplicity.

            The only problem was that the mess continued.

                        I came up in the middle of the night twice,

                                    and discovered no one was sleeping here.

                        And now, beside the messes,

I have a mess of prickly holly branches to clean up.

 

Obviously it was time for me to go back to the drawing board…

to develop a new scenario…

                        The man in black is living near here,

                                    but not in the church yard…

                                                this is just his bathroom.

            The morning I saw him he must have been on his way

to make a deposit,

            and seeing me caused him to go somewhere else (literally).

            So what needed to be done was for me to come early in the morning

                        around dawn…

                                    with a camera…

                                                to take a picture to show the police…

                                                            What was going on

                                                            and who was responsible.

                        the staging of this event would be crucial…

                                    I needed to be somewhere where I could see,

                                                but not be seen.

                                                            I decided on a spot up behind the wall

                                                                        looking down on the courtyard…

                                                                                    right by the front door.

                                    Also, since the man in black was young…

                                                and was probably going to be angry…

                                                as well as probably being

faster and stronger than me…

                                                                        I needed a sure fire escape route.

                                                            I didn’t want to go back into the church.

                                                                        He might be angry enough

to break a window

before the police arrived.

                                                            I would, instead, park my car out front…

                                                                        and run down the stairs

                                                                                    get in it and drive to the police station.

                                                            To do that I might need time…

                                                                        So since I was sure

he was coming from the back

folding chairs were arranged on the steps,

            out of the courtyard.

            and secured together with a rope…

                                    This was not a simple plan… it was intricate…

                                                more ‘I love Lucy’

                                                            or Rube Goldberg

                                                and it was put in place this past Thursday evening…

                                                            ready to be sprung on Friday morning.

 

The only thing that I had not really counted on

            was the affect which the gospel reading, for today,

would have on me.

            I had read it earlier in the week,

                        but early on Friday morning,

                                    between 1 and 2am,

I found myself thinking about it

 

Luke 16: 19-31

"There was a rich man

who was dressed in purple and fine linen

and who feasted sumptuously every day.

And at his gate lay a poor man named Lazarus,

covered with sores,

who longed to satisfy his hunger

with what fell from the rich man's table;

even the dogs would come and lick his sores.

The poor man died

and was carried away by the angels to be with Abraham.

The rich man also died

and was buried.

In Hades,

where he was being tormented,

he looked up and saw Abraham far away

with Lazarus by his side.

He called out,

'Father Abraham, have mercy on me,

and send Lazarus to dip the tip of his finger in water

and cool my tongue;

for I am in agony in these flames.'

But Abraham said,

'Child, remember that during your lifetime

you received your good things,

and Lazarus in like manner evil things; 

but now he is comforted here,

and you are in agony.

Besides all this, between you and us a great chasm has been fixed,

so that those who might want to pass from here to you cannot do so,

and no one can cross from there to us.'

He said,

Then, father, I beg you to send him to my father's house—

          for I have five brothers—

that he may warn them,

so that they will not also come

into this place of torment.'

Abraham replied,

'They have Moses and the prophets;

they should listen to them.'

He said, 'No, father Abraham;

but if someone goes to them from the dead,

they will repent.'

He said to him,

'If they do not listen to Moses and the prophets,

neither will they be convinced

even if someone rises from the dead.'"

                                                                                Here ends the reading.

 

In the morning

after thinking about this story…

and my brilliant scheme…

            all night.

I came to the realization that I wasn’t really that different

            from the rich man in the story.

                        I wasn’t really thinking of this man in black as a human being…

                                    one made in the image of God…

                                                Any more than the rich man thought of Lazarus that way.

                        I was thinking of him like a dog…

                                    A sore licking dog…

                                                That I would like to scare away

                                                            or shame away.

                        I really didn’t care what happened to him at all.

 

So when the morning came

            and I arrived at church at about 6:00…

I parked my car in the back and not out front…

Then before I took-up my position…

            I took the chairs off the stairs

and put the camera away.

            I decided that it might be better to talk with this young man,

                        than to make him angry…

                        or embarrass him…

                        or scare him away.

            I decided to tell him I would rather

he came in and used the church’s bathrooms…

than use the courtyard as a bathroom.

 

It made me feel kind of at peace

            I even found myself praying that he would come,

                        but he didn’t.

            The only person that seemed to show any interest or concern

                        about my presence near the courtyard…

                                    was an older woman in her late 60’s or early 70’s.

                                                She was a little disheveled,

                                                            she carried a bag and red wind breaker.

                                                                        And she walked by the church 3 times

                                                                                    during the 2 ½ hours I was there.

            What if she was the problem person…

                        not this man in black.

                                    How could I approach her about this

                                                without scaring her.

                                                            Maybe she had been raped

and feared public facilities.

            I had never seen her before,

                        and it made me realize how many unknown poor people

                                    are at my gates everyday.

                        And I may be as oblivious to their presence as the rich man was to Lazarus.

                                                The Assistance Center being closed

                                                            the past two weeks has also introduced me to

                                                                        quite a few new people…

                                                                                    I thought I knew everybody on the street

                        I found myself more upset with the news stories this week

                                    about the City tearing down low income housing

                                                with the money that was set aside

to provide more low income housing.

            The County has done the same thing.

                        I found myself upset with a remark I heard

in a Tomorrows Towson meeting.

            About a new high rise planned for Susquehanna Ave.

                        With rental units priced at $4,000/month.

            and hearing a county leader saying

                        she wished this developer

controlled all of the housing in the County…

            “They do such a good job.”

                        Who couldn’t at $4000/unit/month.

                                    How much high cost housing do we need?

                        I found myself worrying about the world to come…

                                    Camels through the eye of the needle kinds of concern…

                                                How much better than this rich man do I need to be.

                                                            Sometimes I feel as hopeless as Jerusalem

                                                                        under siege…

                                                            I need the faith of Jeremiah…

                                                                        to invest my life

in things which might appear hopeless…

                                                            with the hope that with God

                                                                        all things are possible.

                                                                                    May we be such prisoners of hope.

                                                                                                Doing what little we can

                                                                                                            to be involved

                                                                                                                        in God’s world around us.

                                                                                                And trusting in

                                                                                                            the goodness of God

                                                                                                                        to assist us here,

                                                                                                                        and to provide a place for us

                                                                                                                                    in the world to come.

                                                                                                                                                amen.